As soon as 60 year old me from the future comes along and tells me how to unfuck everything up, I’ll pass it along to 21 year old me

Then there’s me, with the time to play but too much social anxiety to find new people to play with

Creators say app is intended for parental monitoring. So why the emphasis on stealth?

Because just about anyone that knows they’re under surveillance will attempt to circumvent it?

I’m now imagining an accidental Lemmy meet up in the streets of Cleveland tomorrow, organized by people shouting “HEY!! YOU SINGLE??”

I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn’t interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you’re out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.

The Wonder Years

I’ll get right on that as soon as I have 25-50x more free time

I’m proud and ashamed
Every Fourth of July
You got to know the truth
Before you say that you got pride

Take this post down now kplzthx

The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of “don’t throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday”. That’s potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.

I think they mean “…worsen dystopian health care system”

“are there any questions?”

Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

At this point I think we’re trending closer to a universal ban on healthcare, de facto if not de jure.

Damn atheists! They ruined atheism!

They specialize in treating constiptation

Sailor Moonshine

Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy

I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)