Thought it said “running the planet” which uh, would still track with “ruining the planet”

I’ve created a helpful reference for this line of thinking:

12 days of Christmas | 12 weeks of Christmas
“They’re the same picture”

Yuuuuup

One would think a SparkleBooty wouldn’t have trouble attracting attention

I prefer the roast beef gyro with horsey sauce, you might want to try it some time.

I went to Arby’s last week (drive thru) but didn’t see any signs for steak nuggets until after I had placed my order otherwise I would’ve tried them. I don’t know if I’ll be back to an Arby’s before they’re gone, so if not I’ll just take solace in having read your review and know that yeah, they’d probably be fine. But I bet you I could eat one of those sumbitches whole, I NEVER make good decisions.

more normal than normal

I can’t not read this to match the White Zombie song

I’m fine with the condiment udders, but these fools made the containers of mustard and mayo the same color. Madness!

From yesterday

I dress for the job I want every night when I go to bed

I just use a Firefox extension to replace it back with th, now the only time I’m aware of it being in use is when someone flips out about it

And the DM immediately shuts that down by telling you that a horse or other creature doesn’t have the appropriate anatomy to be a mount for a centaur

Same thing that happens to tons of other people with “better” living situations: crippling debt or just ignoring it

Reminder that by RAW in 5e (2014 at least) skill checks are a standard action.

This is still true with 2024, and in this specific instance is even more codified in the rules with the addition of the Influence action (basically making any kind of Charisma check to influence another creature)

Xbox division: making money

Microsoft execs:

Cool, time to go review bomb everything before price increase kicks in

We’re just gonna take all the water that cycles around as rain and clouds etc. and put it all on the ground at once, what’s the worst that could happen

How you doing?

Begone thot bot

Basically me. Oh, no one will listen long enough for me to finish what I’m trying to say? Best to not speak to anyone, then.