More time is required to type the word woke than is spent thinking about what it means by people who use it as a pejorative

You monster

If you try to give me a pizza with lettuce on it hands will be thrown (up in the air in disgust)

That’s markdown for you. Increasing the number of #'s decreases the size.

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I refuse to entertain the idea of PS3 being retro until at least next year, when it turns 20. Now you might say “okay then, GTA V also came out on Xbox 360, which turns 20 in about 2 months” to which I say… get off my lawn!

Detectorists
Infinity Train
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

GameBoy, more like GameInfant (cuz it smol)

I don’t like it

Need to know more on the mars rover? Here’s how to teach your dog to knit.

Sounds like lyrics that were cut from Bo Burnham’s Welcome to the Internet

Maybe they mean the game for the Dreamcast

About once a month I have more or less all the hairs on my head cut

Even the womenotaurs and childrenotaurs?

Didn’t work for me, I guess my nonsense game is too strong

DM plans to use a fumble chart and he’ll be damned if any players are getting out of a nat 1 easy by playing halfling

That’s a much better unofficial honor imo

The rogue who realizes all three of them have a symbiotic relationship is there to pick the pockets of the dead before they’re reanimated

The best game in the franchise is the Telltale game

Fuck that looks rad as shit, I love it