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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days ago

The Mold has come for Peterson

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The Mold has come for Peterson

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days ago
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  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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    Who would have thought? A man eating nothing but meat has issues with inflammation… It’s not like a diet completely devoid of antioxidants or fiber could have a negative impact on your health or anything.

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      What do you mean? Just look at any of the reddit carnivore subs, they’re the picture of health. Pay no attention to the litany of posts that go something like “I’ve been eating 4 Big Macs a day for 3 months and my gastrointestinal system regularly has cramps that make me curl up in the fetal position”

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        “I’ve been eating 4 Big Macs a day for 3 months and my gastrointestinal system regularly has cramps that make me curl up in the fetal position”

        Obviously that’s because of the buns dude, carbs and especially sesame seeds are basically poison. If we’re not birds why eat what birds eat?

      • emdash [comrade/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        17 days ago

        I looked once and there were at least four posts on the first page that were some variation of “I haven’t pooped in two weeks, is this normal?”

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    Only eating meat helped keep the symptoms under control but it hasn’t been enough recently.

    a real all meat diet has never been tried peterson-pain

  • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I supervise the philosophy club at my school, and the students had just reached out to try to get him to do a guest appearance so they could dunk on him and try to get him to cry. Disappointing.

    • purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      He’d probably ask you to pay him $20,000 to appear, so don’t feel too bad.

      • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        That’s what I told them also.

  • Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    has his daughter poisoned him again?
    critical support etc.

  • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “Chronic Inflammatory Response Syndrome”

    Isn’t that just being a gammon?

    He should just keep his room clean instead of blaming everything on genetics.

    • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The irony of a guy who got famous for telling chuds to clean their room dying because he didn’t clean his room would be fantastic.

      • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        It’s a matter of fact that there’s mold in this world. JP isn’t capable of changing the world, and it’s delusional for him to assume that he can.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I would simply use superior genetics to defeat inferior genetics in the marketplace of genetics occuring in my body-mind using the latest brain supplements from the Joe Rogan podcast.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I would simply not be genetically inferior

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Genetic predisposition?

    So I guess Mr. Perfect ain’t “Ze glorious Aryan” after all.

    Go on Lobster man, use your superior pedigree to get out of this one.

    • Umechan [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “Genetic predisposition” is just an excuse for not exercising personal responsibility. He should detoxify himself by his bootstraps.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      All these “aryan ubermensch” are actually total wimps, goes all the way back to their dear leader hitler.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    black-mold-futures BMF strikes again

  • BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Can anyone more medically knowledgeable then me confirm, is he suffering right now? Like that’s gotta hurt, right?

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      A relative of mine has CIRS and it was misdiagnosed for years as chronic fatigue syndrome because the symptoms are virtually identical, if that gives you a reference to what it entails

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        jordan is just an eepy wittle fashboi 🥺

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    Lmao dying by being too toxic. Appropriate

  • OldSoulHippie [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    No way! He always looked so healthy!

    At least these shitbags are still starting to die horribly

  • Cowbee [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Patriots are in control real-navi-patriot

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It can detoxify outdoor air though?

    • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      This has never been tested because he has never touched grass

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    black-mold-futures

  • TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip
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    Oh so saying the man who can’t not respond to basic statements with an inflammatory response has chronic inflammatory response syndrome? And this is… not a joke? Oh… so the universe just fucking got his ass? Damn. Wrecked.

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