Your vegetables will be conveniently kept out of sight and out of mind, so that next week you can throw them away because they rotted and replace them with new vegetables you will also forget about
It’s this one. The fridge drawer acts as a monument to my past hubris
Whenever you open ur fridge door all of the cold air tries to make a break for the exit the veggie drawer is like supermax, keeps your shit on lockdown when you open the door
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leftover dipping sauce packets from KFC or wherever the fuck can be hastily and shittily thrown here for convenience
It keeps vegetables fresh and crispy with state-of-the-art technology
It retains humidity a bit and that keeps vegetables fresher longer. It also helps mold grow so eat your veggies while they’re fresh.
Keeping your veggies in plastic bags or cups of water (like cilantro in a cup of water) is even better but who am I, the queen? I usually just chuck that stuff in there however it came from the market.
Plastic bag + and paper towls tends to help
Costs more I guess but lasts longer. Depends how quickly you go through vegetables.
That does help! It is also a way to sprout things, so a doubly useful technique.
Keeps the rotting vegetables off of everything else when you forget about them because you put them in a separate drawer for some reason.
Stops you from eating your vegetables comrade
Fridge makers take kickbacks from big vegetable.
Keeps the vegies organized.
Speak for yourself, my veggies are in a fucking orgy down there
Veggie Tales: An XXX Parody
nasty stuff
Larry, how much cum do you need?
I don’t know Bob, how much cum is there?
Pics?
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AGITATE, EDUCATE, ORGYNIZE
he draws vegetables
It’s the crisper. It makes vegetables crispy.
It also inserts genes.
Not sure how that helps the vegetables.
I don’t know, I keep my veggies on the top shelf so I can remember they exist
It keeps your tomatoes from ever getting truly ripe, always slightly tough and chewey and bitter.
Don’t keep tomatoes in the fridge! They should be room temperature. Cold tomatoes taste of nothing!
i dunno i have various hemp terpenes and concentrates down in there. maybe some antibiotics and an exotic anti-inflammatory drug as well
yeah
it holds vegetals
it holds cheese that my girlfriend puts in there until it becomes moldy after she forgot about it for over a year because no one ever opens the vegetable drawer
