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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前

Serious question for the ball owners out there.

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Serious question for the ball owners out there.

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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前
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    Oh man you had me until I read the page name.

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      You had me until I read this comment.

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        It took me two or three more tries after reading this comment.

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          It took me until coming back the next day

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        I had to double check after I read this comment.

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      This is like that “OneTimeIDreamt” account on Tumblr(?maybe).

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      deleted by creator

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        This movie came out in 1998, so that eight-year-old is 35 now. 💀

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        They made a movie about that guy. Don’t watch it, it’s awful. It was all a misunderstanding. The Jesus is actually a good dude.

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          Amazing cast, surprised it’s so bad

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      Who recorded this on their TV :D

      Anyway yes exactly, also just saw this clip in:

      YouTube thumbnail screenshot of transparent bowling ball video by corridor crew

      It’s awesome

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?

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      Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think basketballs fit in those /s.

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        Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.

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          I don’t know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)

          • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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            Slips into the basketball

      • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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        His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@hilariouschaos.com
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      Wasn’t that how some guy earned a Darwin award?

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    Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.

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    Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.

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      Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round

      No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway

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        Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.

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    Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.

    Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?

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    Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.

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      1000001682

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    On lemmy I usually read the sub name first but for some reason on reddit I don’t

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    Unless it’s covered in shit, why would you wash it?

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      I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?

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        The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.

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          Just smear a little peanut butter on your balls, and the neighbor’s dog will lick them thoroughly.

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    asdf

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      In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.

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    Sometimes I’m attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.

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      Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?

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    Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.

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      Which leg?

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    My hands after touching the ball… Never again

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