Prediction: it’s gonna be hugely expensive and fuck up the roads but still look weak and small compared to a Chinese military parade.
Also , it will be a huge embaressment , with soldiers fainting and not marching in Lockstep.
I think there will also be some mishaps. The Trump administration doesn’t exactly function like a Swiss watch. I hope when the camera is right on Trump something hilarious happens. Like a section of asphalt has a serious hidden weakness and under weight of tank after tank - it suddenly caves in like a sinkhole that noisily traps a tank for a time and disrupts the parade.
A silver lining in reverse would be Bluesky will go berserk and within an hour there will be surely be 1,000s of lame jokes and even worse memes about it. And they wouldn’t stop with their awful shitposts for days.
Please let there be a cataclysmic explosion
Drumpf about to show the residents of corrupt failing D.C. why we don’t have free healthcare.
It would not take much for Trump to get run over by a tank during this. Please! I will never ask for anything else! …Except world socialism
That punchline snuck on me like it was a big cat and I was a tiny mouse.
Trump dies in a freak parade accident
i hope it goes like that boat caravan thing trumpers did a few years ago
