HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoCollege English majors can't readkittenbeloved.substack.comexternal-linkmessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down11
arrow-up170arrow-down1external-linkCollege English majors can't readkittenbeloved.substack.comHarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square87fedilink
minus-squareHomer_Simpson [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoIt was really muddy
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoSo muddy it makes you think of dinosaurs. I’m a good writer.
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoSpecifically, being muddy makes you think of dinosaurs because scientists of your time hadn’t figured out plate tectonics yet so your idea of the history of the earth was a weird mix of early paleontology and bible stories.
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoIt was also super foggy. Like in that movie The Fog.
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoThere was fog in so many places. You don’t even know.
It was really muddy
So muddy it makes you think of dinosaurs.
I’m a good writer.
Specifically, being muddy makes you think of dinosaurs because scientists of your time hadn’t figured out plate tectonics yet so your idea of the history of the earth was a weird mix of early paleontology and bible stories.
It was also super foggy. Like in that movie The Fog.
There was fog in so many places. You don’t even know.