Who dies in a cave fall? 
Careful not to lionize this billionaire for killing a billionaire. We don’t know what his social media is like.
I’m choosing to credit this kill to Mother Earth.
comrade gravity
Too late
While you may want to lionize this billionaire for killing a billionaire, don’t forget, he also killed the guy who killed a billionaire.
now when you say not to lionize billionaires…
The caves of Barcelona yearn for billionaire flesh
you can kill a man or a people but the land will remember
billionaire down
and down, and down, and down
That cave is innocent. I was with that cave at the time of this event
On 24 April 2013, the eight-story Rana Plaza commercial building collapsed in Savar, a sub-district near Dhaka, the capital of Bangladesh. At least 1,127 people died and over 2,438 were injured. The factory housed a number of separate garment factories employing around 5,000 people, several shops, and a bankand manufactured apparel for brands including the Benetton Group, Joe Fresh, The Children’s Place, Primark, Monsoon, and Dressbarn. Of the 29 brands identified as having sourced products from the Rana Plaza factories, only 9 attended meetings held in November 2013 to agree a proposal on compensation to the victims. Several companies refused to sign including Walmart, Carrefour, Bonmarché, Mango, Auchan and Kik. The agreement was signed by Primark, Loblaw, Bonmarche, and El Corte Inglés.
And of course this
gets a lot more sympathy than the 1127 Bangladeshis that died partially due to his insatiable greed.wait so Bonmarché refused to sign but Bonmarche signed it?
On the wiki page there’s a [citation needed] next to both of them, so I think it’s an oversight.
Edit: https://cleanclothes.org/campaigns/past/rana-plaza/who-paid-up-and-who-failed-to-take-responsibility Here it says that they did donate but probably not very much.
The billionaire then become kinetically embroiled in a gravity-involved incident, colliding at high speed with Earth, a 4.5 billion-year-old planet the oligarch had reportedly been exploiting. The world, known for supporting terrestrial life, was apparently uninjured by the impact according to relieved witnesses
The capitalists pit themselves now? Yeah they pit themselves now
But what will we do? I don’t want to write poetry during the revolution
more like Mangone
Mangodownahole.
Mangione
he’s telekinetically adjusting executives from his jail cell
Who gave him the Death Note, and what took them so long?
Damn, did someone cool get the Death Note or something?
article does not say whether they were able to retrieve his body. 100 meters deep? bet they let him rot down there
Dude just became an autosave point
Environmental storytelling moment
oh no!
is the cave okay? do we have a gofundme for the cave yet?
Billionaires are something else.
I have made so much money that I should be able to do incredibly dangerous stunts in my free time.
I am very smart.some time later...
Nah, caves are fucking cool. Did you know there’s species of cave fish in random-ass holes around vegas, split off from their fishy-bretheren for god knows how long?
I wholeheartedly agree! I’m pointing out the tendency with the very rich to buy their way to extreme places with little training, some to their deaths. Everest, Titanic, and now Caving. Many such examples!
With both this and the submarine, at this rate, we’re going to learn that Brian Thompson knew there was a guy that was going to shoot him, but he ignored it because he thought he’d be immune to the bullets.
What a great year for CEOs
Send a load of billionaires down to bring his body back.
