I’m on medical leave with Havana Syndrome

It always is at all times

"Trotsky has sent in a deeply unserious letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him. "

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One of these days I’m going to write an essay about how zoomer meme culture is a modern revival of the Dada movement and I think I will include this picture

this is a plot from the clown makeup industry to turn everyone into juggalos since juggalo paint defeats facial recognition

sink lawn guysland, inventors of the suburbs and redlining

That’s good setup for a funny bit or a murder mystery twist. Chekhov’s faulty poison ring clasp

Maybe, but like most modern tech companies they don’t host anything on premises and I’m not sure that he’d even think of that, especially when they’re still maintaining a couple of offices in the SF Bay Area (San Jose and Palo Alto)

yeah that’s why they’re on BDS’s pressure targets list.

feel real good about cutting my employer’s AWS spending by 70% this year

the company said workers would move to existing offices in San Jose, Calif

So they’re actually just moving to the south bay lmao

their servers are definitely still hosted in virginia and/or oregon unfortunately

China reserves the right to intervene if the situation in the UK does not improve.

well he either dies in a fiery crash, or he publicly trashes the car for being ugly as shit and pisses off the musk-huffer portion of his base, either way I can’t wait for funny things to happen

Bremolition Brerby? Bruclear Brannihilation?

Sink TERF Island

in my experience if you let the 7-year-old infodump about Pikachu for as long as they want at least once, you will be immediately become their favorite uncle and possibly favorite person

I wonder if we’re going to have it pegged to the disease itself impacting impulse control or decision-making

I suspect it’s this one. I’m ADHD, which comes with impulse control and decision-making deficits to begin with. I’m pretty cognizant of my baseline executive functioning like that bc I need to be, and basically all of my executive functioning skills got drastically worse for months after I got COVID. I’ve looked into it a bit and there’s a lot of preliminary reports of other ADHDers finding that COVID exacerbates executive functioning difficulties.

FWIW in my case, I feel like I’ve been slowly regaining my pre-infection faculties, but it took 4-6 months to start feeling like there were improvements, and if you’re getting infected that frequently then you’re SOL.

during the interview process?

If it was a honeypot wouldn’t they have let you in?

more money than god and her life is so empty and pathetic