They’re going to make a “dicks out for Peanut” joke, aren’t they?
They are probably not even that clever.
Every single quote from Vance is easily the dumbest thing I’ve heard that day.
“the elon musk of squirrels” is such a terminally online thing to say. imagine having the power and influence that jd vance has and still being addicted to twitter or w/e. beyond pathetic
Death to America
“the elon musk of squirrels”
Shit like that used to be called “astroturfed memes.”
Imagining all the other squirrels being glad he’s dead.
:squirrel-party:
the Elon musk of squirrels
Good riddance then.
What is “the Elon of squirrels” even meant to mean. Genuine question
It was one of the shittiest squirrels alive?
It’s father (a grey squirrel) owned a hazelnut mine, in a place the native red squirrel population is being threatened by the invasive grey squirrels.
The squirrel shit really does have a deathrattle feel to it
Goddamn this election has been watching the Washington Generals playing the Washington Generals
This should’ve been the easiest election ever. For both sides.
I really don’t get the JD Vance and Elon Musk picks
On a serious note, police shoot approximately 25 pet dogs every day and it’s nice that the rabid cop party (the other is also a cop party but isn’t rabid) is grieving this one particular squirrel.
i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
What the fuck did I miss?
some guy had a pet squirrel, was posting about it to get famous on instagram, the state found out and the squirrel was put down.
Another great example as to why, if you’re breaking the law, don’t post about it online, no matter how silly or unenforced the law is. Not that I break the law.
what does this have to do with trump…It’s being shown as an example of government overreach and individual rights being trampled upon
only a democrat would have your pet squirrel killed
I think it was in New York, so just a continuation of ‘they’re killing your pets’
maybe he’s promised rodents in every household
i give money to panhandlers!
You’re gonna feel real silly when the NYPD rocks up to your place and arrests you haha
they have no jurisdiction in bazinga land!
Aging edgelords want to “elect a meme.” AGAIN.
It’s pure brainrot. The right are the brainrot ideology, the internet is their entire personality.
Can’t wait until Ben Shapiro runs in 2028 and brags about his skibidi rizz.
It’s pure brainrot. The right are the brainrot ideology, the internet is their entire personality.
The not divorce-dad-aged chuds do tend to be the “dae remember good old days when screaming slurs on Xbox Live” types.
“You wouldn’t survive the COD lobbies in my day” my dude you’re in your forties
My go-to response is “you aren’t surviving children’s cartoons in the present day.” They often have meltdowns and lose the rest of the chatroom after that.
Mr animal control, sir, elon musk bit me.
Oh no, he’s gonna have to go into the rabies blender now :((((
Does he really use eye shadow because it looks like he does.
it’s fuckin gotta be, I’ve got a similar heavy brow and eyelids and they don’t shade the corners like that at all
Yeah, chuds deflect by saying it’s his eyelids, but it’s got to be guyliner.
Delta force grade tactical guyliner 9000
Idk, I looked at it a little while ago and I think it’s genuinely just a heavy brow + thick eyelashes
When Peanut the squirrel came to the White House asking me for help on all of his winter food gathering, whether it’s walnuts that don’t last long enough, bird seed stolen from the yard, or a newspaper clipping with a picture of a peanut on it, without which subsidies he’d be worthless, and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said “drop to your knees and beg”, and he would have done it…
No P’nut November is the October Surprise that is hyper gooning the electorate!
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