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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

No I'M THE GAYEST!!!

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No I'M THE GAYEST!!!

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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Gay is like highlander. You have to confront all the other gays until there is only one gay left and they are the gayest. Idk what happens then I haven’t seen any highlander movies in years.

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      How does that work out, massive orgy and the one with the highest body count is champion? Whatever it is sounds pretty based

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        Well for men gays they fight with their penises and if they don’t got penises they get strap-ons. For lady gays they duke it out with their boobies and those without get a funny t-shirt

        All the ones who feel like they don’t fit in either camp are judges.

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      Then you become everything and can use psychic gay powers to make everyone gayer

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        Like Akira style or more of a JC Denton thing?

        (These references are so dated but I literally can’t think of two other stories where the MC eventually becomes god-like)

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          No that’s literally what happens at the end of Highlander.

          Oh also now you can make babies too, that also happens on Highlander.

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          Okay I literally just remembered, gay highlander is literally a cumtown bit (cw: cumtown)

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