"Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.
“And he was alive. How is that even possible?”
“I have no idea. But I can’t wait to shit that guy out.”
The only bad taste here is what the sharks will be getting
Oof.
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"Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.
“And he was alive. How is that even possible?”
“I have no idea. But I can’t wait to shit that guy out.”
“Me too, buddy. Me too.”