• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      26 days ago

      Oof.

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      "Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.

      “And he was alive. How is that even possible?”

      “I have no idea. But I can’t wait to shit that guy out.”

      “Me too, buddy. Me too.”