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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located

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Grown Man Refers To Map At Beginning Of Novel To Find Out Where Ruined Castle Of Arnoth Is Located

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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CHICAGO—Unable to picture where in the Grand Realm the destroyed fortress was in relation to the dreaded desert of Quiltar, a fully grown adult man referred to the map on the opening pages of the fantasy novel The Tower Of Astalon Friday to determine the location of the ruined castle of Arnoth, accounts confirmed. “Oh, so it’s just east of the Shrouded Moors,” sources overheard the 36-year-old man, who reportedly has a college degree and holds down an office job, mutter to himself as he carefully studied the book’s illustrated map, conferring between the detailed legend and inset of the former Perrigoth stronghold that was razed by the Rynn-Thak Horde. “I didn’t realize it was so close to the Outlands and the Calbram Gate. I wonder if that’s considered Tsylar territory?” At press time, the father of two could be seen poring over the book’s comprehensive family tree depicting the lineage of the quarreling Azalak and Sarridian clans, confirming the relationship between the dark conjurer Landon and Lady Erroweigh.
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  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    angery oh so i guess the onion is just ableist against me in particular now. cool

    where my map autistics at

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      ruined castle of arnoth enjoyers

  • NaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.org
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    I would feel attacked but I’m too busy imagining what trekking through the pass of balthor with the heroes of agrinos would be like. Sharing in their trials as they head off the forces of darkness upon the scouring plains.

  • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    denji-just-like-me

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    I don’t understand why non fiction books never include any pictures or illustrations of the events or people mentioned.

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    You’re supposed to refer to the map AFTER you’ve read the book so you actually know what the places are and why they’re significant.

    Or at least, you’re supposed to. I just forget by the time it’s done and read another book

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