Shitloads of sppoilers

  • I confronted the mirror and accepted the horror that is pain

  • I failed to grab the necktie. My heart attem,pted to kill me but failed

  • I have withstood the cruel electric light of day.

Goodign to get my shoes now weish me luck

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
    19·
    28 days ago

    I hjave reclained the shoe. I am as it were dreessssed

    SAVE SCUmming I want to have fuck with you because w2hat could happen? What could this reveal?

    Not sure if tyhat was better or worse than the other erslelslts

    I have survived the stairs. There is a lovely man in an oiragne coat

    RIP the crypotzoolidists wife. Wait. No. She’s alive. I think… I htinjk… didi iwin?

    There are nmo secrets wait no there are secrest wbetween us dammn. Kim does seem conviced taht I need medcial attanetion though.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      17·
      28 days ago

      I have escaepd the first dungeon… cafetaerias. I ahve aescaped the acefetaria. I own fewer real shtan I woul dhave if I didn’t hei the cryptozoolagists wife.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
        15·
        28 days ago

        I have aobtained glovbes. Kim has a cool car. I shoud nto manipualtye the car. Everyione might die. I might die. The car is a machine of powert. I am not ready for power.

        I have successully a doctor. It was no thalep help hlep helpful. As garocters are want to be.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
          17·
          28 days ago

          Apprently Jimmy Hoffa rights this part of mrevolchalty? idk why my typing is so shit, not sure wait I think if I just slow down a little I can tytpe coherenly. well mostly coherently.

          Either way, something has Sylvie scared. Figure we’re definitely going to have to bring electro-cheistry down on my enemies at some point.

          Appreantly I was doing cop shit for three days straight? Well, someone was, and now I’m stuck in his body, carrying his debts. Wow… damn that previous guy was a shithead.

          @UlyssesT@hexbear.net Am I the same cop who checked in to the Whirling-in-Rags three days ago?

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
            15·
            28 days ago

            I’m meting all kinds of cool people who live in the little box in Kim’s car. There certainly are a lot of people inm there. All of them are angry at me, which iseems reasonable based on my keen piggy snout’s deducation abilitie.

            I have lost my gun. This seems bad. the poor tavern wench I was terrorizing clearly mentioned I had a gun, and now I do not. The necktie says this is not bad. I trust the necktie. The necktie is my friend, like Kim. the necktie is my third party member.

            The officver is describving his genitalia in exaggerated terms.

            I survived the radio call to the police. I did not die.

            Shit. There are scabs. Scabs? I was not able to gaze in to tommies soul. O jave discovered a book store. I am dumb as hell, which is natural for cops. I am not certain I can actually read.

            I thinkI intuited something about the bookseller girl.

            There is something in the water. I will investigatge. I haVE DISCOVERED, I believe, a sea fort

            I see… a bag. profit… awaits? I threw the ball. Also, communards did something cool here back in the day. I threw the ball in to the water, btw. I don;'t think I was supposed to do that. Suicide sex cult propaganda and mad anarchist women with shrapnel bombs. Cool shit

            The beachhead! Amphianaisisisi! I met an old fascisti. Oh worse a monarchist

            Trying to punch a kid. Lost.

            • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
              5·
              28 days ago

              i used to do that a lot… i found that a few days later i’m EXTREMELY irritable and impulsive… it goes away a day or two later but it is really freaky

              • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
                6·
                28 days ago

                Ojh i have bupolar disorder i’m always impuslive and often irritable cannt wait to see what i’m like after a week of scorched earth anti-viral warfare.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
    11·
    28 days ago

    Mouth tastes like rotting pennies. Brain is fuzzy. Discouraged by failure to defeat child with violence. Went to defeat mongols with violence. Much more successful, but missed my subconscious. Will resume tomorrowm.

    Beggining to see brilliance. Cops go anywhere. Ask really stupid questions poke nose in to business. Promise to help people but don’t. Steal random shit from homes. Cops isare rpg protagonists. It’s the closest real approximation. Brilliant. No one expects cops to be normal. Very normal for cop to be spectacularly stupid, ask incredibly obvioous questions repeatedly in different ways, intimidate, be violent, all rpg character behavior. Basically protagonists. Authority. I don’t liek authroity he has bad ideas. Empathy is nice. Electrochemistry is fun. Inland empire is wise. Authority is a hjerj.

  • bumpusoot [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
    7·
    28 days ago

    Please be careful with taking that stuff. Especially DXM which has a lot of side effects while just suppressing a cough. I know COVID can fuck one up but you sound quite well fucked up compared to normal.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      7·
      28 days ago

      Thank you for your concern comrade. I am taking it only as needed and according to the posted instructions. I am not driving or operating heavy machinery, etc, and checking pulse, blood ox, and temperature regularly for signs of any covid related communist subversion fuckery. Honestly feeling okay this morning, the only symptoms are a mild sore throat and mild headache. Which is great for me but not great for weirdposting through the game while making the worst decisions.