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dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months ago

What's your burger count?

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What's your burger count?

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dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers’ datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.

    getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.

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      In this house we follow a strict data-driven burger paradigm

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        i need to see the p90 of burg temperature

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      11 months ago

      BaaS

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      You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?

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      deleted by creator

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        No, juicero was actually built bizarrely well from a purely mechanical perspective this thing is probably built like shit.

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            Yes it was a stupid fucking product and had no reason to exist but those gears sure are pretty. I bet this stupid wifi grill is all cheap pot metal and rusts out in a year though.

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                cool cyberpunk future where scavengers roam the suburban wastes for high tech grills to harvest parts

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        • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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          I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

          • yewtu.be
          • inv.nadeko.net
          • yt.artemislena.eu
          • piped.video

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