the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers’ datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.
getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.
Yes it was a stupid fucking product and had no reason to exist but those gears sure are pretty. I bet this stupid wifi grill is all cheap pot metal and rusts out in a year though.
I wonder if dungeon crawls of the future will involve cracking open bazinga billionaire bunkers to look for treasure, food stockpiles, and slaves to liberate.
the wifi is critical for connecting your burgers’ datamodeling to azure services and getting multivariate analytics on global burger output, regional cheese differentials, and go-to-market scenarios that will tee up deliverables ahead of the curve.
getting realtime feedback on all your key burger characteristics for a user demand driven production experience will enhance your operational efficiency through a strategic optimization of production framework. Nothing satisfies hunger like benchmarking cloud-ready synergies.
In this house we follow a strict data-driven burger paradigm
i need to see the p90 of burg temperature
BaaS
You speak their language well. Were you forced to work amongst them?
This is just Juicero for
isn’t it?
No, juicero was actually built bizarrely well from a purely mechanical perspective this thing is probably built like shit.
It was except that the intended use of the device was fucking pointless. Squeezing the bag did the same thing!
Yes it was a stupid fucking product and had no reason to exist but those gears sure are pretty. I bet this stupid wifi grill is all cheap pot metal and rusts out in a year though.
Salvaging those bazinga devices for premium parts gets my full support.
cool cyberpunk future where scavengers roam the suburban wastes for high tech grills to harvest parts
I wonder if dungeon crawls of the future will involve cracking open bazinga billionaire bunkers to look for treasure, food stockpiles, and slaves to liberate.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: