i’m the white power ranger he used to be the green power ranger and he was brainwashed into being evil by rita repulsa but then his friends the power rangers saved him and he became good and he was the green ranger until he stopped being the green ranger and then the white ranger appeared and it was a mystery who he was but i figured it out because then he turned out to be tommy

Justin Trudeau

I am the spookiest, scariest monster of all time:

I am perimenopausal Margaret Thatcher.

A neet. Here let me pull up my phone and explain what a neet is, one sec…

Chicken jockey

I’m wearing a skull mask and hope I’ll get accepted into this halloween club party. I hope it’s not too low effort, because they apparently can deny you if your costume is not good enough

I’m a human! Wait no I mean I’m dressed up as a cat.

ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A human (this a joke that I’m not a human)

Witch :>

I’m UR dad!

I didn’t go out or get dressed up, but I look like a monster all the time anyway.

A beanis