- 1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
- 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.
Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
Now imagine pressure washing it.
That’s a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
“Oh yeah, baby!”
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No, but you sure need more of it.
Who wants a hairy chocolate starfish? Not I.
You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.
Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.
I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath…
If you’re using that tape for duct work, you’re gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼
Thank you. I didn’t know the second part but it makes sense.
Shave?
That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.
A lighter will make quick work of it too
Just don’t pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don’t stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn’t.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
That’s the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
Sand paper too.
Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
Wax strips? That sounds messy. Just get an epilator.
Epilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.
whats so fun about shaving your butthole
Nothing, that’s why I epilate my butteye.
I don’t like those words and how you did them
all good til it starts to grow back
You just gotta keep up with it. There will be initial irritation as your skin adjusts to being shaved, but after a week or so it’s a non issue.
Yeah, I’m just saying, you have to keep doing it otherwise when the hair grows back it’s prickly as hell.
Followed to save more money tips!
water.
…oh, you…
