Triangles or death!
Hot take: I don’t cut my sandwiches I just eat them.
Truly, I think some people really think that if something they said is unpopular that should mean they should shut up, or they’re wrong.
All it means is that the thing was unpopular. A lot of unpopular opinions are just completely correct, but old ways are entrenched etc etc.
I cut mine 3 ways
Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
ITT: People posting their unpopular opinion and getting downvoted again, but not as much.
How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?
I wrote this at 1am so IDK either
A horizontal cut is pretty easy. Usually it’s easier than the vertical cut. Sliding the knife between the meat and the liquidy toppings gets you a nice, smooth path through. Then just lift the cut portion away from the bottom portion, and enjoy your sandwich.*
*One may have to fold the sandwich like you do a piece of bread around a hot dog, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the process.
I can definitely see why OP would stand by their statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontally.
Cutting a Sando corner to corner is considered diagonal. Cutting across the middle is considered horizontal in this context.
One creates two triangles, one creates two rectangles. This is from.a top down perspective.
It’s not very hard to understand when you see it
Ooh, so that was the actual debate, i feel dumb now. Anyway triangles FTW, the strongest shape.
Cutting a sandwich ‘along the middle’ is still considered a vertical cut, just along a different plane. Same as cutting corner to corner. Vertical but on a plane that isn’t orthogonal to the major XYZ axes.
I said top down. That’s a 2d perspective
That’s just a 3d perspective along the Z axis
Maybe they’re laying down while cutting it?
This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
Silence The Discord!
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Well yeah, time exists.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
Based!!
Me saying Alec Baldwin was responsible for what he did, and should’ve faced consequences for it. Downvotes aplenty, but I stand by my belief
I mean… he’s an actor. There’s a person on payroll for props for a reason. Should every actor in Breaking Bad have stopped to make sure it wasn’t real ricin they were handling? lmfao
That’s not how firearms work. If it’s in your hands you are responsible.
Would you feel differently if he hit the victim with a car he wasn’t trained to drive but did anyway?
What about the person that prepared the gun?
This is why I squish mine into a dough ball.
I genuinely don’t give a fuck about internet points. I’ve seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.
An uncut sandwich is better than a horizontal cut sandwich.
Not even as a kid did I ever understand cutting sandwiches. And crusts were always fine by me.
People who cut crusts off toast are so weird. Some bread actually has crusts that are kind of hard, I can see why someone might want to cut it off (even though I think the crust is usually the best part). But toast? maybe useful for the visual presentation, but even then I’d just eat the crust separately.
a horizontal cut sandwich is just TWO SANDWICHES. Don’t gaslight us!
I don’t see what the problem is.
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…
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Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?
I certainly hope so
i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’
Thanks, I have learned another word to lavishly apply in everyday conversations!
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
I’m a bottom :>
That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.
Yup. It’s why I don’t bother reading replies. I said what I said, I don’t care what your response is.
(No offense. I just don’t wanna hear it.)
Do you ever reply to replies?
Personally, I prefer the time-tested tradition of r/NotOpButOkay
You avoid wasting more time on pointless flamewars that way. If someone else shares the same opinion, they can tap-in if they feel like it. A short of pay-it-forward comment style lol
Yes. Lemmy needs an “ignore replies” option, both for posts and comments.
Predictably, PieFed has that option that Lemmy lacks.
Although if used for every comment then perhaps better to simply not post the comment in the first place - it’s fairly antisocial behavior to talk but not to listen.
