Pump N Munch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJvgESR920

…this is actually paizo’s second 5e conversion!..

…many folks don’t realise that their 5e kingmaker bestiary is actually a full conversion sourcebook for use with the published pathfinder adventure: unlike abomination vaults, you need both books to run it…

…i believe both conversions were outsourced, though, and after the OGL debacle paizo don’t seem likely to repeat the exercise…

…they’ve been republicans from thirty-five years ago for thirty-two years…

…sarcasm: quotes always imply sarcasm…

…my wife came home from a chemistry demonstration with a cooler full of dry ice: we thought it would be fun to fill the master bathtub with hot water, dump it all in at once, and watch what happened…

…besides the obvious violent commotion, our entire house filled with a waist-high impetrable fog, enough that we panicked and quickly evacuated the cats lest they be overwhelmed by carbon dioxide…

…that’s exactly where my imagination went first, and then onward to the league of extraordinary gentlemen, and then i started brainstorming elements for my eberron campaign…

…i think that’s why it says elderly french pirate: he was formidable in his youth, but that was four decades ago…

^{(revolvers may rule the day but a well-timed flintlock will still f*ck you up)}

…well he’s not…

Don’t you think he looks tired?

…it’s that sauder fiberboard bookcase + potted plant…

…man, that’s a deeeeeep cut for a time when electronic arts developed good games…

Don’t you think he looks tired?

“Hold you your hand, Frodo. It’s quite cool.”

- Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring

"A thin green ray springs from your pointing finger to a target that you can see within range. "

…i think the ring should be green…

…hey now, herpes was his own personal vietnam…

…hillbilly goth = sixteen horsepower…

…or, you know, old gods of appalachia…

…we had spoons, they were broken; i text-message my mom a couple times per year on christmas and mother’s day…