It takes a truely demented American to obsess over elections instead of, say, sports gambling at this point. Have some self-respect and buy the executive scamcoins. There’s not even any money in this bizarro fantasy world certain Felix reply guys live in where there is an internal democrat civil war between Hilldawg and Obamna. As many people with less-pockmarked brains than I have pointed out, the latter had a much better record as an activist than Mamdani. It’s just that our times are too unsubtle for even slickos like Barack and Zohran has to go around doing Don’t Worry I Promise I Am Sheepdogging These Assholes press conferences with the kind liberal Zionists next to whatever placard

At first I resented the discourse at all but now I realize that Americans birthing another one of these creatures with social media tulpamancy is an opportunity to educate people on the paucity of mere wage + rent stabilization without land reform (the kind that gets you in the black book) and other unspeakables