I don’t endorse committing any crime whatsoever because that would itself be illegal, but if you’re in a situation where cops won’t destroy your life over a petty matter in an over-surveilled Walmart or whatever, it probably wouldn’t be difficult to steal. Hypothetically, you could just say that you got distracted and forgot while you go buy some other stuff.
surely a lot of conflicted people debating whether to give the post money in order to frame this
lmao we had exactly the same thought about framing it 15 seconds apart
Love that the grocery stores keep the newspapers right next to the door where I live
Can just reach right in and yoink
I don’t endorse committing any crime whatsoever because that would itself be illegal, but if you’re in a situation where cops won’t destroy your life over a petty matter in an over-surveilled Walmart or whatever, it probably wouldn’t be difficult to steal. Hypothetically, you could just say that you got distracted and forgot while you go buy some other stuff.
Worst it could do would be entourage them to make more of the same.