Ah yes my 3 favorite genders
Which one gets pissed on and fucked by a horde of rubenesque women?
I’ll be environmental storytelling
That first one is also a bdsm outfit
I suspect I will be dead
Dead wearing leather and a gimp mask?
Skeleton propped up on a toilet, with a house of cards balanced on my lap somehow that only falls apart when disturbed by a human and nothing else.
God damn apocalypse jump scares!
I’ll just die, thanks, I don’t have the energy for any of that bullshit.
I want to be The Ghoul from Fallout. I will hunt down the billionaires who ruined the planet.
When the time comes, I will be…
dead. I will be dead.
Yup, this is my plan too
I’ll be setting up the instances of post war items being stashed in sealed pre war locations, complete with lore that contradicts actual known canon
*Day 26. Gram asked me what the code is to the safe AGAIN. I keep telling her to write it down! It’s just 1128, her birthday.
Day 27. Saw a news report about the death of Harambe. Peaceful, surrounded by his fellow apes after a long life. Can’t imagine I’ll get that kind of respite."
Damn can I live in that universe actually?
environmental storytelling skeleton
With respect to Lord Humongous, maintaining that kind of muscle-mass in the fucking apocalypse is an S-tier flex. Like, “I get access to all the best nutrition, which is in very short supply and always dwindling” kind of flex. Is it all looted, or does he eat people? Also, it takes lots of free time to spend on just working out to keep things that way. No matter how you slice it, his physique is a monument to a terrifying level of power in this scenario.
A well built physique is a status symbol. It reflects you worked hard for it, no money can buy it. You cannot borrow it, you cannot inherit it, you cannot steal it. You cannot hold onto it without constant work. It shows discipline, it shows self respect, it shows patience, work ethic and passion. That is why I do what I do.
–
Arnold SchwarzeneggerLord Humongous
I’m p sure I’ll be stuck with the BDSM enthusiasts, but I won’t be the top
Witness me, daddy.
I’ll just be hanging out with my dog
