They say to me: “You do that podcast!” And I say: “Yes, I do! Thank you so much for listening!” Then they say: “I thought you were five foot three!” And I have to explain to them that I lie about my height on the podcast so listeners resent me less for making a lot of money just for talking into a microphone twice a week.
Oh my lord Brace is five foot four … he lied to us!
(New media wasn’t done with Obama, however; in 2023, Tucker Carlson interviewed a man on his podcast who claimed to have sucked Obama’s dick in Gurnee, Illinois.)
uhhhhhhhhhh let me be clear, i’m gonna bust
Then Covid hit and podcasts went through the roof, and now I have the salary of a dermatologist and live in Brooklyn, which is Israel for podcasters.
Oh my lord Brace is five foot four … he lied to us!
uhhhhhhhhhh let me be clear, i’m gonna bust
funny weird little article
Obama getting a semen analysis test 3 months after a vasectomy: “Uhhhhhh, let me be clear.”