Pope says logoff and go outside
Go touch bread and wine
Still can’t get over how the current PONTIFEX MAXIMVS is some dude from Chicago.
Da Pope is just fun to say
All popes were some dude from somewhere
Real old papist heads remember when being from Spain was enough to turn the entire conclave against you
Just happy the burger pope hasn’t started selling PopeCoin (BitTithe?) yet
If people are getting their papistry online how will the priests get enough children to abuse?
Hes still postin it on Twitter
If he said this to a crowd in St Peter’s Square it’d be funny but I think I wouldn’t even hear about it.
where presumably online converts are likelier to see it

Impossible, no one on the internet reads
How dare you say we read the internet!
It’s basically consistent with the cath message that you need their church to get saved from hell, faith alone won’t do
translation: for the love of christ stop watching AI videos of me

Funny timing since they just canonized a saint whose good works were all computer related iirc












