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plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago

Pope: you can't book ticket to heaven online

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Pope: you can't book ticket to heaven online

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plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Pope says logoff and go outside

  • unaware [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Go touch bread and wine

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Still can’t get over how the current PONTIFEX MAXIMVS is some dude from Chicago.

    • Meh [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Da Pope is just fun to say

    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All popes were some dude from somewhere

    • Crucible [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Real old papist heads remember when being from Spain was enough to turn the entire conclave against you

    • UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Just happy the burger pope hasn’t started selling PopeCoin (BitTithe?) yet

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    If people are getting their papistry online how will the priests get enough children to abuse?

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Hes still postin it on Twitter

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      If he said this to a crowd in St Peter’s Square it’d be funny but I think I wouldn’t even hear about it.

    • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      where presumably online converts are likelier to see it very-intelligent

      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Impossible, no one on the internet reads

        • tomenzgg@midwest.social
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          How dare you say we read the internet!

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    It’s basically consistent with the cath message that you need their church to get saved from hell, faith alone won’t do

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    translation: for the love of christ stop watching AI videos of me

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    Funny timing since they just canonized a saint whose good works were all computer related iirc

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