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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    24 hours ago

    [off topic?]

    Yiddish. Does not translate to Christian.

    Old man goes to the same lunch counter every day and orders the exact same meal every time. Tuna fish salad on rye toast and tomato soup.

    One day he walks in and orders his meal. The waiter brings it.

    “Waiter, I want you to try this soup.”

    “I’m sorry sir, I’ll get you a different bowl.”

    “No, I want you to try this soup!”

    “I’ll get the manager.”

    “No, I want you to try this soup!”

    This goes on for five minutes and finally the waiter gives up.

    “Okay, I’ll try the soup. Where’s the spoon?”

    “Aha!”

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      17 hours ago

      I didn’t know this joke had Yiddish origins. Funnily enough, it was told to me by my Jewish grandmother when she was explaining in a convoluted way that I should sweep before mopping 🤣.

      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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        7 hours ago

        One time, between classes we got on the topic of ethnic humor. The guy I told the joke to looked at me like I was insane, but the Russian immigrant woman who overheard it laughed. Someone else told me that Southern US folks would get it.

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      22 hours ago

      What really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.

      If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.

      • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org
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        13 hours ago

        you could have just said

        No, you could not, and that’s what makes it a Jiddish joke. It’s cultural, not linguistic.

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          6 hours ago

          As a stupid curious person, why couldn’t you just say that in Yiddish? Aside from how it wouldn’t be a funny joke anymore lol.

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      22 hours ago

      I mean, Christians eat soup, too.

      It just comes from cans instead of waiters.