Saw workers saying everything has been down in the fulfillment centers for an hour. I can’t login to my account. Also AWS is down so people are being logged out of games and services.
Pls b cyberattack
Finally got some news coverage after two hours:
https://www.tomsguide.com/news/live/amazon-outage-october-2025
https://www.theverge.com/news/802486/aws-outage-alexa-fortnite-snapchat-offline
The Verge is reporting GLOBAL issues.
AWS shit the bed, not the 386sx powered via hamster wheel that is hexbear’s server.
We operate entirely on the immortal hardworking soul of Biggs
I just put a new sound blaster in that bad boy.
Hexbear runs on a pile of servers that are also the heating system in my converted oubliette in the Pyrenees.
It’s kind of a Saddam’s Hiding Place situation but with more coaxial cables.
Editing out