Use it.
Sounds cliche but I would have a massive animal sanctuary. Our domesticated animals shouldn’t be left alone. They need us as much as we need them.
Destroy capitalism.
Continue doing what I love without having to worry about money being an issue
People have found these and gotten arrested over exploiting them, let’s be real
Only the small fry. Bezos, Musk, Saud royal family and many more are still at large
You don’t hear about the ones that haven’t been caught yet
Right? Don’t go hog wild. Live slightly above your current means. Don’t hoard, just… Cruise, be chill. Nobody needs millions. Nobody needs hundreds of thousands. You just need enough to do the simple things you enjoy without being excessive.
Duplicate money.
Hack the planet!
Everyone’s kickstarter will meet every goal. All of them. Even the bad ideas. 😈
With a duplication glitch, wouldn’t both technically be the same chick?
Twins is nice, duplicates is a trip
See if I can manufacture a world-wide property value crash
Not ask the internet what I would do – revealing that I’ve found an infinite money glitch.
I’d house and feed the homeless, rescue a SHIT LOAD of farm animals, and generally be a good person. But that’s why I’ll never be uber rich.
Username checks out and I’d like to express my support for this :)
Outbid the car/weapons lobby and errect an eco-social government >:) Watch out, we’ll support your purchase of an electric car and reinstate the Vegane Wurst!!!
You’d better start with some pretty hefty security for yourself cause your have assassination attempts pretty quickly.
Welp… care for a job as security advisor?
You could create hyper inflation destroying modern currencies causing them to have to pay your assassins in gold, which would be a major pain in the ass if you didn’t already physically own gold.
I feel like they’d kill me long before that. Unless they figure out that I have an infinite money glitch, then I’d just get kidnapped and tortured till I spill how I do it.
I think it matters how paranoid you become and how much effort you put into risk aversion. If you buy a fortress and almost never leave, you are probably pretty safe. If you just go about living the same way you were, you will probably be offd on the street.
I mean, if a person with a normal budget purchases a fortress the IRS (Or their country’s equivalent) is gonna notice. Pretty much any government in existence isn’t gonna want someone with the power to single handedly ruin any economy to exist.
Not if they are smart and hire an accountant.
The prompt just says “money” so you could use any and all currencies. You almost certainly would touch your own countries currency last, so you have something easy to trade with.
Also how good is the IRS at taxing the rich already?
Depends on if it’s generational wealth, or a normal person getting rich. But yeah, the best accounting firm money can buy would probably take care of that problem pretty quickly.
Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.
Fund my totally nonfictional company by commissioning professional online artists like Panda Paco or Reva the Scarf to make official portraits of all of us totally real people, starting with me, the head beaver.
That’s probably the first thing I’d wanna do.
