If it takes off it might still make it harder to find a decent dairy alternative for people with this kind of allergy.

Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn’t survive long anyway.

They’re lucky they didn’t get BLASTED too.

Hey, Nestle may have murdered a bunch of infants in Africa in the name of profits, but that’s nothing compared to charging $80s for Switch 2 games /s

Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don’t make flowers so grasses atleast probably don’t rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I’m not a grass-ologist.

You become triple gay. The gay stacks are additive, not multiplicative.

This gives big “I know the Bible is true, because the Bible says so!” Energy.

Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

Eeschay

It says “even a sip”, so I suppose it’s a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it’s diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

Incriminate himself? He’s far too rich for that to matter.

Deported directly into a wood chipper.

Not to mention, most people aren’t going to train enough to be effective. Most people don’t respect deadly objects in their possession enough to learn how to use them safely and effectively. That’s made obvious any time you watch people drive.

Most people would probably do more harm than good trying to stop a mass shooting with their own gun.

For real. What will a Switch 2 do that a Steam deck (or one of its several competitors) won’t? There are still switch emulators, and there will be switch 2 emulators.

Never finished ending slavery, 5/10

Too little too late, unless it inspires an armed revolution.

Pretty shitty. I’ve just been in a really bad mood lately, and kinda felt like shit all day. And I had to close at work. I really hate closing.

Yes