These are the only options for social networks

You deserve better

Exactly. Trump always doing putin’s bidding

So far

Then the Brits will surely be coming for it

No

Here we see a specimen, a disgraceful product of hate showing how ignorant he is

Ukrainians are fucking BAD ASS

It’s part of NPR’s ‘My Hero’ series where listeners call in and talk about someone who helped them out and they don’t know their name but wanna say thanks. I heard this one while driving home last night.

This woman was overloading her car with 1500 lbs [680 kg] of gravel. She had concrete being poured at her house so was short on time. A guy offered to take the gravel in his truck. He dropped it off and left and she’s saying thanks because she never got his name.

He reminded her of her dad who has passed way. Opposite of cursed I’d say

The UK Royal family rn

Nice

Ernest Saves Christmas

I had a roommate that took advantage of me like that for 2 years. In the end I kept his security deposit because he cost me so much money

What’s 2+2?

Engineer: 4e0

Mathematician: grabs chalk and begins a proof

Accountant: what do you want it to be?

Unless your initials are NSA, CIA, or FBI

Preach

That baby is goin places

Propaganda to reproduce for the economy has really gotten out of hand _/s

Application for joining the crew:

Q1: what’s the most bizarre way you’ve a killed political opponent?

He needs to be in prison so he can totally not hang himself, like his buddy.

Royal families still, in modern times, are a joke. Lock him up