He can say “man, woman, person, camera, TV.” What more could you possibly want from the person leading the biggest military in the history of the world?
“Respectable golf game”? Don’t you know that Dear Orange Asshole once shot a 17? Impossible you say? The ball bounced out of the hole and rolled all the way to the next hole, thereby beating Kim Jong Il’s record of 18 holes in one in a row.
He can say “man, woman, person, camera, TV.” What more could you possibly want from the person leading the biggest military in the history of the world?
A respectable golf game and a toilet made of solid gold.
“Respectable golf game”? Don’t you know that Dear Orange Asshole once shot a 17? Impossible you say? The ball bounced out of the hole and rolled all the way to the next hole, thereby beating Kim Jong Il’s record of 18 holes in one in a row.
There’s even a book about it.
https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rick-reilly/commander-in-cheat/9780316528030/