The game opens up in the White House, where Trump can speak with his wife, Melania. “I WAS NEVER ON THE EPSTEIN JET,” she announces with no provocation, before asking, “Did you burn the files yet?” The sequence is seemingly poking fun at a surprise press conference the first lady gave addressing the Epstein Files last month. The player, as Trump, can tell her that they are in the process of burning the files—something they can, in fact, do—or ask if they can hold hands. If the player selects the second option, the game ends.

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It’s a smørgäsbord

Boooooooooooooooooo

You would think a Pastor would have a serious problem with that. Only in Trumps America.

Evangelical pastors are bullshit. They have no doctrine, no structure, no guidance, they make up whatever the fuck they want as long as it brings in money.

Evangelicals are the black-and-orange-wrapped-taffy-candy in the halloween candy dish. They wave a book and say “Jesus” and dumb people follow them.

This headline makes me want to kick someone’s trashcan.

See I had forgotten the one golden rule of capitalism. To thrive in capitalism one must be amoral. Now you can be wildly sickeningly successful with morals but you cannot reach that absolute zenith of shareholder value. Either you accept a lower share price and don’t commit atrocities or you become evil. There is no third option.

Spot on.

Start diggin’ some judge holes

No, if the line goes around the block - and then some - it’s a blockbuster. No bomb.

Gotta pack the board with lickspittles and family members.

Or the “American” chuckleheads targeting Alberta.

It was, Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, and we had a terrible, disgusting … you probably don’t see dirt. But I do. And you walked down this pond. If you would’ve walked down, they’ll tell you better than anybody.

The White House crowed about the moment on X.

“@POTUS destroys ABC Fake News reporter,” it captioned the exchange.

Guess which version is going to get more traction with “middle America”.

. . . Go on

Yep. Faux News was designed for that very reason, and no other corporate news sewer ever took them on for it.

Oh except the NYT Opinion column. Ugh.

He’s a sociopath. So that’s fun. In the mix, there.