Have you ever read the Dragonlance series? One recurring character, in the books and DnD modules was Fizban the Fabulous who happens to be Bahamut, the god-king of all goodly dragons. He was basically the epitomy of what you’re talking about.

Mamdani is the next Obama. He’s savvy, smart and says all the right things. If he hasn’t yet been coopted by the corporatists, he soon will be. I’m just saying manage your expectations.

Would fucking over Mamdani make Jon Stewart feel more filthy than pinning a medal on a Nazi? Or how about giving a tongue bath to two war criminals (Hillary and Condoleezza)? Jon Stewart isn’t the hero we thought he was.

I have always said that the horizontal cuts were useless, I’m glad the math backs me up.

Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.

Signed, Tyler Durden.

Obviously run his ass over in a Walmart parking lot.

To be clear, I’m not against the Ukraine people, just their corrupt fascist government, just like us (the U.S.).

Yeah, thanks for the heads up Captain Obvious, now fuck off, sheepherder.

I got kicked off of Reddit for saying “fuck Ukraine” when some little bundle of twigs said they liked a certain Van Gogh painting because “it matches the color of the Ukraine flag”. That was in r/museum, where you’d think there wouldn’t be much political horseshit.

Give it a couple more years and they’ll be making Noah’s Ark and Golgotha play sets. Oligarchs have no shame about virtue signaling to whoever holds the brass ring.

Janeway is a criminal for what she did to Tuvix.

Are you sure about that? Reddit is a fucking cesspool.

Hers is the most blatant, her husband being a hedge fund trader (or some such). She beats even the best stock traders, including Warren Buffet. Trump is by far the most corrupt, slimy, scumbag, pederast politician I’ve seen in my lifetime though.

In David Graeber’s book, Bullshit Jobs, he discusses the idea that many jobs that are the most beneficial to society are the most undervalued.

We need more Luigis.

A few years ago I discovered that my girlfriend takes monster shits. She only poops once every 3 or 4 days. When I say “horse turd”, I’m not kidding, just looking at one of these makes my ass hurt. Anyway, apparently this sort of thing isn’t unheard of. I stumbled on a Reddit post about something called a “poop knife”. I repurposed my shittiest chef’s knife (pun intended) for this task, which has cut down on the number of times I have to plunge the toilet. We wash it off every time with tile cleaner, so it never goes in the dish washer. I’ve blunted the edge since it doesn’t need to be sharp, and my girlfriend is a complete klutz. I can easily imagine her dropping it and cutting off a toe. Imagine having to explain to an ER doc cutting your toe off with a poop knife.

Fox News are scumbags, no doubt, but most republicans are for med for all. Our scumbag politicians on both sides of the aisle are the ones who are fucking us over.