ok, chat, biggest donation gets to name my child.
and Hitler2000 with a $1000 donation has chosen to name my child Hitler2000Jr, lets get some Fs in the chat for Hitler2000Jr
jesus christ.
“I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past,” Heath Campbell [who named his 3 year old son ‘Adolf Hitler’ and requested a swastika on the cake] said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.
somebody should roll this guy up and insert him into his own ass.
They were ahead of their time.
Both way behind and way ahead.
lil Adolf should be about 20 now, wonder what he’s up to
Hopefully he’s thriving and had his name changed.
Oh, on purpose.
I noticed the stream on twitch last night. It was all planned. There was no nudity or any nsfw. Everything was hidden by towels. It was still pretty weird to watch. The CEO of twitch, Dan Clancy was also watching the stream.
What the actual fuck…
I mean, I could imagine a world in which a livestreamed birth is a wholesome and educational moment to remind us that every child is our child and we have a responsibility to build them a better future. But it’s not this world.
the CEO:
why would you ever want to do that
money
damn that baby is wretched looking, born old as shit
Benjamin Smash that Like Button
you mf…
Imagine there’s a video of your birth, but instead of your dad holding a VHS camera in the delivery room, 30,000 people are spamming
on a TV in the background, there’s a bot cycling through links to your Mom and her friends’ OnlyFans pages, and your dad is wandering around confused looking like Dollar General Vince Vaughn.Dear the chat is saying I’m “chopped and unc”, and it’s scaring me.
Twitch wouldn’t have allowed this if the people involved were less attractive. A ghoulish calculation was made “Is this cool and trendy looking or are these swamp people that will make our brand look bad?”
They will not allow this to happen in all cases.
I also want to point out there’s people out there with birthing fetishes that are probably getting down with this
Most of the „weird“ content is fetish content, hell some people are even getting off to digital indecency.
ahaha that’s awesome, but that kid better get some royalties later for their performance
The only reason I liked Truman Show was 90’s Jim Carrey.
kid was doomed right from the start. imagine being raised by somebody this profoundly weird
…
At this point? I was expecting this… ugh.
Can I build a large enough magnet to coax a meteor of catastrophic proportion to strike the Earth?
This is going to haunt the kid.
I can already imagine in like 15 years the kid’s classmates would pull up this live stream to make fun of them, or maybe I’m just being too negative
by then you can just claim it was AI and no one will be able to prove you wrong
For absolutely no reason at all suddenly all I can think of is Baby Diego from Children of Men
Didn’t the Kardashians do this as well?
