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Manucode@infosec.pub to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Manucode@infosec.pub to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • hakkinen@lemmy.org
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    8 hours ago

    better then sheep i guess

  • Jakule17@lemmy.world
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    Friendly reminder that the sun (and a lot of other British, Australian and American news outlets) are owned by a milliarder Rupert Murdoch

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    I mean, if you try hard enough, you can do anything…

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    deleted by creator

  • matlag@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m ready to bet the men worried that women would fuck robots are also jerking off on Tilly Norwood and hope they can create porn videos.

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    my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon

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    Meh, I wouldn’t care, doesn’t seem bad as long as you’re not going in a real romantic relationship

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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      Jokes on you I’m into that

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      You’re not my supervisor!

  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    This is what we got

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      Asking for a friend, where to buy this product?

    • LePoisson@lemmy.world
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      To be fair that’s a pretty legit set up.

      Idk if I’d want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.

      But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, taking all that robo gear off at the end would kinda anti-climax the twisted thrill he got. Post-nut clarity making him want to bathe in a vat of acid to melt away his shame. The only guy who could really enjoy this is the inventor who will sell & earn millions from it. As for the customers, jokes on them.

        • LePoisson@lemmy.world
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          to melt away his shame.

          Why should there be any shame to melt away?

          I don’t think you should be ashamed to enjoy jerking it with nice tech. I could enjoy this but as like a once in awhile thing. I’m not getting suited up every time I spank the monkey.

          • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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            deleted by creator

      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        Hmm I rather shove a dildo up my ass. Which I do btw, with a VR headset on.

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          If God didn’t intend for man to stick things up his butt. God wouldn’t have put mans fun button up his butt.

          Check mate atheists.

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      I see titties, but whats going on below? a dick pounding?

      • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        Yeah that thing is supposed to go on your penis.

        • peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world
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          Needs to be smaller.

          • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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            For you maybe

        • robocall@lemmy.world
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          I wonder if there’s a video of a man using this device without wearing the unitard.

          • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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            Perhaps on a porn website.

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              I tried looking it up, but all I found were women’s sex machines.

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    I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

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      Cause no women, especially pretty ones, would use a sextoy

      /s

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        A sex toy, yes. A fuckbot that is shaped like a man, no.

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          *shaped like a cold scifi robot with a masculine resembling build

          It looks so incapable of emotion why even bother giving it a head, a cushion will do.

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          I thought someone named buttnugget would be more educated about weird kinks ;)

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            I wish I were. It’s more that women are sexually objectified and that’s why men develop things like sex robots and the like. If men could replace women with something like a fully functional Android, we would. Women are content with a dildo.

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              You seem to be full of prejudice :/

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                I wish. Then my observations could be corrected with logic and reason instead of themselves being logical and reasonable.

                • tatann@lemmy.world
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                  You’re talking like a vulcan 🤔 Or a robot 😲

                  Wait, are you one of these sexbots from the future trying to steal our pretty women !!!

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    ITT, people that don’t check the date

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      ITT technical institute

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        Gonna guess you’re old af and watched those shitty ads as a kid staying home sick and watching daytime TV

        • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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          How would you know all those details unless you experienced it too?

        • buttnugget@lemmy.world
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          Lmao indeed I am, I’m 46.

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      One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.

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    Maybe They are having sex with robots. They didn’t say everyone.

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    If this becomes possible… Well, if you’re rich, then yes, but if you’re a common digital peasant, the only access you’ll have to sex with robots will be through AI sex chats. If, of course, you will have free time.

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      If there are expensive physical units, they’ll just setup places you can go use one by the hour, like an internet/gaming cafe or a VR experience place. It’ll be like indoor skydiving or Top Golf.

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    It’s 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.

    Or so I’m told… or something.

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      Which beggars the question. For men, sex is at varying degrees about power hence your anecdote and the website to back that up as a viable business model. I doubt sex is about power to women though. I’m more curious so just rambling.

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      Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.

      Or so I know… For reasons

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        Oh I have one of those… for research purposes

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          Don’t you just fucking love doing research? Like why aren’t more people not doing research?

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      https://buttplug.io/, for the interested

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      🧐

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