It’s a fairly unbelievable story even by Texas standards.

San Antonioioean here. No it’s not.

I’m from San Antonio and didn’t even consider that this story could be fake. It certainly sounds like us.

Bully for us!

I was gonna say that he probably mouths all the words while typing and with a lot of tongue action. Like a child trying to get their crayon starting just so.

I’d like to order a big Mac, but I’m scared. Calm me by playing every Beethoven concierto so that I can order food.

I’m glad you enjoyed it. I hoped that my jokes would land, but was worried that I wrecked 'em.

I appreciate that

Probably just some poor plan
ning.

I used it to write code in my latest release, and it totally tainted the database. I should have been more anal in my MR. At least we’re able to keep everything open and free. In other news, the foundation finally sacked up, and hired a new CEO; they’re from Blackstone, and we foresee some really big changes in our stream. In fact, now is as good a time as any to announce that we’re seeking pubic evaluation.

it would be cool to coolaborayr more

This coolaborayion could have been an email

I guess we’re trying to revive gay panic?

I’ll allow it

Why’s everyone making such a big deal? It’s just a petit bourgeoisie!

The thing being described is exactly how Amazon fucked the market. If someone can understand why Amazon is bad (business-wise) then they can understand why Valve needs to be held accountable. Lest they become the Amazon of vidjagames

- my dad when I was born

Hi

I lost all faith in the tree of liberty when it failed to finish the job with a famous Texas pissbaby

Someone should patch Cyberpunk 2077 to include billboards for the upcoming release of Squadron 42.

They still have some time to make it before the late last moments of the quarter for a year of some number.

Yeah, fuck anyone trying to clean up their mess! THIS SPILLED MILK STAYS ON THE GROUND!

I probably need an /s, right?