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MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 hours ago

Bad news everyone: the bees are Hoxhists 🐝

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Bad news everyone: the bees are Hoxhists 🐝

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MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 hours ago
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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    The more conk they crete, the more brutalismer it is.

  • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Could you keep these bees and like supply them with other materials like powdered coloured crystals so they make some funky bunks?

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Probably, and it’d probably be healthier for them than chewing up concrete powder

      • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        “Oh no a mason bee shouldn’t do masonry, that would be bad for it”. Then wtf

        • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          speed-dont-laugh

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Worker bees are constantly inspecting each other, and when a bee shows signs of revisionism the other bees will attack and kill it

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Just like me fr fr

  • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    Why is my immediate reaction to “brutalist bee nest” along the lines of “that’s the most stereotypically communist thing I’ve heard in a while?”

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Brutalist bee nest.

  • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    Ah, yes. The joke about Hoxhaists being “insane MLs who call everyone revisionists, but with bunkers” will never die! I like to call myself a Hoxhaist for the bit, because I live in a basement, and I love my “bunker”. I don’t have a fear of heights or anything, and we don’t really get hurricanes or tornadoes on the regular where I live, but I feel really safe and comfy in a basement, compared to the alternatives I can afford.

    Hoxhaists’ fascination with bunkers makes sense. Bunkers are neat. I’m not enough of a crank to call everyone here a revisionist (but some of you definitely are), but aside from that… yeah. These bees are me, lol.

    • EllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Bunker enthusiasts sound off! 🥳

      • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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        Care-Comrade

  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    this is great news what are you on about

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      screeching REVISIONISM

      • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        as per the OP the implication is there that the other bee fortresses get destructed so what do you want them to do

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    • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      drink piss

      • hedd616 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I was about to ask why the hostility then I remembered Bear Grills outstanding kidneys

        • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Wasnt meant meanspirited. Its just the only thing I know about the guy (besides being some kind of super survival dude)

          • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Bear Grylls would be honored

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            I know that’s fine. Even if it was I wouldn’t be affected. Would mostly piss at you.

            Or try to piss u off for good matter.

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        Holy shit, thanks for the emoji idea.

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          the guy from the pic is the piss guy ? right ? the guy who drinks his own piss correct ?

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            That’s just British cuisine. maw

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    concrete can cause chemical burns while it’s curing, so i dunno how good those bees are feeling right now…

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      yeah this is so cool I need to know if it’s viable.

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Hold up I’ll go ask them

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        be sure to publish the results of the beenterview

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Bee bunker!

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      Beenker

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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        You want to show each other our Beanis in the Beenker?

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          put beanis in beenker. hehe hehe crush

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