excellent shitpost from
r/creatine?!?yeah what the hell?
As someone who has been alive longer than him, I can say that not being a virulent racist/transphobe/misogynist/fascist has gotten me here, and my closing remark is simply, “SKILL ISSUE.”
he would have survived if he owned enough NFTs
Bit idea: Sell the rich people some sort of personal force field technology and tell them it operates off of blockchain
Then when they all get confident enough to wear the devices, we set off the explosive charges inside of them
Just tell them it’s a pager for superman or something
starting a personal body armour brand with a slur in the name but secretly the plates are claymore mines
If you take enough, you can stop a bullet. But you’re completely filled with creatine
I think that’s concrete, not creatine.
If you take enough creatine, your body will start to build an exoskeleton as if you were an insect
I’ve never understood the “I’m going to make this one thing my entire personality” guys. Like, there are things outside of creatine that exist and not everything needs to be related to creatine.
there are things outside of creatine that exist and not everything needs to be related to creatine
how DARE you, this is the most criminal of blasphemies.
job sucks and no time or money for a second thing
Greetings traveler have you heard the good word of glycine
Bruv
Muscle don’t stop bullets
actually there was no exit wound so technically it didspoiler
According to Alex Jones (he claims he talked to Charlie’s surgeon), the bullet traveled down his spine, rattled around the torso, and then fragmented in the shoulder.
lmao it went down his armor vest and scrambled him in the shell
This kinda shit happened to me from car crash shrapnel. Projectiles love wiggling around
Yeah lol they’re about to beatify him bc of it https://nypost.com/2025/09/21/us-news/charlie-kirk-surgeon-reveals-miracle-factor-that-likely-prevented-more-from-being-hurt/
If they do this they should also crucify trump for twitching out of the way of the bullet and killing a firefighter.
That’s be a good bit. Guy who hates trump for dodging bullets like a coward.
i wonder how they choose the surgeon for a high profile autopsy like this. does the white house have one on standby, or something
lmao I mean probably it hit his spine or something and deflected somewhere internal. I suspected something like that because of the way he just immediately shut down when it happened. I would expect some kind of flailing or attempt to speak or yell or something if it was just a gushing wound, but for him it was just immediate lights out
Gotta love how desperate they are to blaspheme
Also, it was a single bullet, what was it going to do?
Final Destination a nearby gas main and explode it?
Imagine if a huge explosion had been caused and then no one even knew charlie kirk was shot first because he and everything around him was incinerated.
Excellent work 47
A rubber duck flies in from the left of the frame and explodes, killing him and harming a few others. It was a tragic accident.
Also, it was a single bullet, what was it going to do?
Final Destination a nearby gas main and explode it?
tbf it could definitely have gone through him and killed someone behind him, that’s why you’re taught not to touch the trigger until you know exactly what you’re aiming at and what’s behind it.
I’ve never shot .30-06 before, it’s a sizable round, but they’re acting like it stopped a .50 cal or tank shell
It’s no miracle, it’s just physics
It’s only marginally more powerful than the typical 7.62×51/54mm rounds.
Even the MAGA geniuses don’t fuck with physics.
I’ve been thinking about this a bit, and it might be because of their obsession with “random” violence, like a school shooting. They can’t even imagine violence that is targeted at a specific individual and not at a crowd or group.
Even with microplastics?
Especially with microplastics
Thats because you’re training the wrong way. Bush all that pilates shit. Come train with me
No, I want to be lean and flexible
Too much bulk slows you down
Want to wriggle out of anything The Man throws at me
Don’t worry this man clearly won’t be throwing anything heavy
What’s with the yee yee ass haircut?
If I am not mistaken he was killed because he was insufficiently racist.
Jesus would just you look at that juicy neck
His neck has -5 AC
Also vorpal vulnerability
Oh God, his head is doing that thing in the picture that Han Solo’s was doing in the Star Wars episode 4 recut (where it was digitally altered to make it look like he slid his head to the right to dodge a blaster shot)
Maybe he should have done that at the right time🤷
No, but if he had sworn service to the Yellow King…
but cringe
