i’m a guy btw
What were you reading?
i’m a guy btw
The masculine urge to receive enthusiastic penetration in women’s attire
We’ve all been there
Hey if it lets me wear a longskirt.
Why did I read enthusiastic as euthanastic?
at this point, I’ll take it
That’s what she said. 😘
I always read “enthusiastic” in Curtis Arnott’s voice. Guess the walks were quite euthanasic too.
Not any greenhouse! A conservatory!!
How about an orangery? If we really want to spice things up
Kew Gardens. Go big or go home.
In the butterfly house?
With the candlestick?
sigh
If you must.
I’ll fetch the butter…
Solarium or GTFO
Obviously?
- “greenhouse”
- looks inside
- is transparent
anyway - woa… the … the combo of greenhouse n thunderstorm is… quite somthin-
not much of a victorian dress kindsa peep tho.,.,. thad jus sounds uncomfy.,.,. but u do u <3<3<3
Not just uncomfy. A Victorian dress is basically a contraceptive. Try having sex in this thing.
Pretty tho…
It’s Victorian dress or fursuit. choose your poison.
Can they be combined into a Victorian dress-fursuit?
I’m having a hard time visualising that. Pics?
Something like this?
🫦
I imagine the windows would be all fogged up from the steamy sex, right? …right??
i believe peeps jus wouldn see u cuz of the plants n also the thunder, distractin the eye away from it-
i imagine peeps jus producing steam rn-
Only one way to find out.
Unrelated, but can you rent a greenhouse on Airbnb?
I think this is the origin story of Victorians hearing ‘banshees’ in the storm
I now have a new addition to my bucket list. Thank youuu!! :D
more like your rhymes-with-bucket list
I’m a Victorian dress btw.
I’ve never felt so sniped
A greenhouse? In this economy?
The local botanical garden by me charges $6 entry for area residents. I’m assuming this includes coital entry on the premises.
I’m a guy btw
Are you sure?
So that’s where babies come from!
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Botanical gardens.
I wanna get that extra-risky public space thrill. Just maybe not during Rafflesia bloom.
