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Paying $1,000,000 to be in the waning days of the American Empire is a good bit.
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Wow they made capitalism even more like serfdom
they should just make .gov domains open to everyone to register at this point
hexbear.gov would be an all time bit
“The Anglosphere’s most unhinged tankie website, now officially affiliated with the Anglosphere’s most prominent McCarthyists! It’s safe to post here about reading your theory and joining the local communist party, we pinky promise!”
One time I pulled a list of every single registered .gov domain and it was absolutely bonkers what they are already allowing.
Any good examples? I just looked it up and the vast, vast majority is just shit like “bumfuckidaho.gov”
I don’t really feel like going through the list again.
For one example though, this redirects to a .com which seems to be privately owned/managed.
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Lmao
someone’s gonna pay one million dollars for this, get their little gold card in the mail, and get picked up by ICE a week later, I guarantee it.
no refunds!
Can’t cancel your student loans, can do this. The powers of the president are mysterious and inscrutable.
The powers of the President are whatever the currently sitting President feels like they are.
“My hands were tied but it was mainly because I was into it”
you have got to be fucking kidding me, how is this real life
We live in a cuckoo clock and baby, it’s noon
archive of the site, this is amazing 🤣
Trump
Gold CardFor a processing fee and, after DHS vetting, a $1 million contribution, receive U.S. residency in record time with the Trump Gold Card.
Coming Soon
Trump
Platinum CardSign up now and secure your place on the waiting list for the Trump Platinum Card. For a processing fee and, after DHS vetting, a $5 million contribution, you will have the ability to spend up to 270 days in the United States without being subject to U.S. taxes on non-U.S. income.
oh yeah, “the economy” is doing just fine, can’t wait to see how they use this money
If you pay 5 million to the government, then for a little more than half a year, you don’t have to pay money to the government!
big brain hours
Is the target market for that one Saudi princes or what?
Tax evasion is for rich people.
U.S. residency
You don’t even get citizenship lmao. Some European tax havens will give you a a passport for a fraction of the price.
can’t wait to see how they use this money
Cmon you know better than that. Trump’s going to pocket it all in some unprecedented show of unashamed corruption while daring anyone to do anything about it.
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Wow. I wish I could have one of these just for the novelty. That’s history.
I don’t know which I like more - the eagle or the “Footer padding”.
Ninja edit: It’s a tie.
Construction of the Eaglemid in the smoking remains of Portland will be the crowning achievement of Trump’s third term.
Eaglemid
???
smoking remains of Portland
I just had a funny-dark thought. Trump declares martial law in every blue state and when asked why he says “Because I can.”
The truncated eagle pictured has a square base. Eagle + pyramid = Eaglemid
That’s a pyramid wearing an eagle mask
is that the fucking pyramids of egypt in the background
some of the mountains in America that haven’t yet been targeted for mountaintop removal mining
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The target market is mafia and autocratic regimes fleeing revolution.
the tl;dr iss rich pigs get to have slaves
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