“The heralds had been announcing that Hillary Queenton would be queen. She says queenly things like thee and thou and forsooth, and he last name is Queenton, after all.”
…but the merchant Donald!
“But when the royal counter-uppers counted up the final votes, they realized the people had dared to choose the merchant Donald! The heralds and Hillary were horrified. Donald didn’t care what the heralds said about him, and he was determined to Make the Kingdom Great Again.”
I can’t tell whether this is a real quote from the book, because I fully expect a CHUD like Patel to be even heavier-handed than the goddamned fucking rockbiter from The Never-Ending Story.
amazing
My therapist: Anti-Semitic Happy Merchant Caricature Hillary Clinton can’t hurt you.
Anti-Semitic Happy Merchant Caricature Hillary Clinton:
Hillary Queenton
“The heralds had been announcing that Hillary Queenton would be queen. She says queenly things like thee and thou and forsooth, and he last name is Queenton, after all.”
…but the merchant Donald!
“But when the royal counter-uppers counted up the final votes, they realized the people had dared to choose the merchant Donald! The heralds and Hillary were horrified. Donald didn’t care what the heralds said about him, and he was determined to Make the Kingdom Great Again.”
I can’t tell whether this is a real quote from the book, because I fully expect a CHUD like Patel to be even heavier-handed than the goddamned fucking rockbiter from The Never-Ending Story.
spoiler
It’s real