Wow, it sure is a good thing he was only doing this as an FBI informant or this would look really badTranscript as it’s hard to read on the picture:
Voice over:
There must be more to life than having everything
Donald
Yes, there is but I won’t tell you what it is.
Jeffrey
Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald
We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey
Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Jeffrey
As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you
Donald
A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret.
Donald J. Trump [Trump’s signature]
If it weren’t someone as unsubtle as Trump writing it, I’d say it was fake, a normal person wouldn’t be so on the nose with it. But Donald-golden-toilet-Trump isn’t a normal person is he?
Happy Birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret.
Donny writing cringe again
I’m very nothing-ever-happens by now so I feel deep inside that this is a nothingburger, but why is WSJ publishing this?
Cuz this asshole is imploding the economy would be my guess
I don’t know, why would this be the way to twist his arm though? If they wanted him gone they’d release something more incriminating, obviously there’s the Epstein tapes and who knows what else. So whatever factions of the bourgeoisie who aren’t aligned with the administration and the Palantir types, have enough access to get their hands on the blackmail, and are trying to manipulate him into backing down now?
No clue I don’t play 4D chess. My guess is just trying to build enough pressure so that crossing over on a removal vote doesn’t become political suicide. I’m surprised we haven’t seen Vance make a move yet.
My guess is just trying to build enough pressure so that crossing over on a removal vote doesn’t become political suicide.
Yeah, that’s a salient point. You face serious reprisal if you try to remove him without firmly establishing your accusations against Trump and manufacturing consent. Not saying consent is being manufactured by the ‘powers that be’ that Trump is a pedophile but my guess is if they were trying to remove him, they’d do it carefully.
But the WSJ could very well be trying to manufacture consent from the other direction, by releasing shit like this and normalizing it with the chud audience. In the grand scheme of things, it’s not explicitly incriminating, it can be waived off by some as him being a womanizer who thought Epstein shared his like for sex with fully grown, consenting women.
My guess is running the headline “Damning Correspondence Proves Trump-Epstein Link” gets them clicks and views. They know they aren’t adding anything everyone already knows, but it’ll get them a couple extra bucks.
Enigmas never age, have you noticed that
I cannot believe this bloviating moron actually knows what an enigma is and can also come up with any degree of (unsubtle) wordplay with it
Probably some poor trafficked individuals name
Not like anyone is going to do anything about it, but here’s another lie he was caught in relation to Epstein, swearing up and down this was fake news by the media.
lmao
once you turn 14 tho you’re fine cause then they’re too old for him
I’d like to see Donny jam out of this wiggle.
oh damn he wiggled out of it again
The Teflon Don, no wriggling necessary. Easy clean up.
i want to tear out my hair WHY IS IT WRITTEN LIKE THE SCREENPLAY FOR THE WORST COMMERCIAL YOU’VE EVER SEEN
TV prez writes TV “poems”
I swear we saw this months ago, no? Am I going crazy?
There was a forgery that looked a lot like this a few weeks ago
The forgery was only close because they were going off of the WSJ’s description of the letter that was provided the day before that forgery came out.
Oh word thats what it was
that’s much worse looking than what I had pictured in my head. Like I was imagining a doodle on the level of the one from The Big Lebowski at least.
Are you enjoying the show?
unlike the pee tape I never doubted this was real, not only cause no outlet would risk a surely bankrupting lawsuit over it otherwise, but also it was too weird and specific to just make up outta nowhere
But Cheeto man doesn’t know the word enigma remember
Meanwhile on
.worldCW: Homophobia
that last one confuses me. donald trump achieved self-suck abilities?
i also love how they basically said “im not homophobic, let me prove it by being even more homophobic”
It mentions “The Russian President” in red.
I like my women with no arms and breasts that start at their collarbones.
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How is this not a bit
Trump: *nervous laughter* Hehe it was a bit, guys! You get it!
*tugs collar*
