senate is completely tapped
brb stuffing shrimp into my (soon to be second) mouth
a second mouth means you can eat more shrimp!
With a second mouth I could DM my game without taking breaks to shove snacks in my face
it’s a bit late to start doing viral marketing for Alien Earth
Everyone named Kennedy has bad luck when it comes to brains huh
The article doesn’t have the bonus context: Cesium 137 is on fucking everything in the world but extra in the Pacific because of nuclear weapons testing
Raw shramp from Inn dough knee shah
boy I tell you when you gon’ get that xenomorph gumbo goin’, you gonna get a roux goin’ and put some andouille in there, you gonna slap your momma it’s gonna be so good, I guar-an-tee
i don’t like shrimp that much but i’ll take one for the team
that’s the plot of district 9 mans ate some bad shrimp next thing u know bam instant allegory for an oppressed person
everything that comes out of this guy’s mouth is this
Extremely quick reflexes, electrical sense of enemies, metal teath, and giant goth dommy mommy to serve? Please tell me how to avoid… please?
this happened to my buddy eric
