“This guy that has a gravelly voice and picks up road kill and dissects beached whales is weird”
“This guy that tries to bribe women into having his children by offering a horse and names his children XAE-12 and is high on ket all the time to the point of pissing himself is weird”
It was a winning strategy but they will lose if they can’t win on their terms. Your VP pick dominating the airwaves by calling the party of child genital inspection and Christian fascism a bunch of weirdos? Well that’s taking some steam out of Momala so let’s put him back in his Upper Midwestern box and nip the weird thing in the bud, shall we?
Fucking shitheads lmao I swear to god that’s why they did that. The strange circumstances of Kamala getting the nom, the speed dating primary, can’t have another suitor mucking it up so hush hush can’t have a VP more popular than the nominee, can we?
Nevermind I thought this was an election to save democracy so it wouldn’t really matter what it took to win, there’s no way the democrats would cock that up because their affable midwestern oaf was more popular than their committee chosen candidate. Because that’s what VPs fucking are. You chose Prosecutrix 9000 as the tough face for Diamond Joe, yin and yang sorta thing. Well Joes out now you need a new Joe. They picked Burger Dad. Burger Dad turns out to be pretty popular because the reign of the Burger Grandpas was chaos and literal disease. And then they killed it in the crib.
They should have never stopped, it is so obvious.
“This guy that has a gravelly voice and picks up road kill and dissects beached whales is weird”
“This guy that tries to bribe women into having his children by offering a horse and names his children XAE-12 and is high on ket all the time to the point of pissing himself is weird”
There is no way to even deny it.
It was a winning strategy but they will lose if they can’t win on their terms. Your VP pick dominating the airwaves by calling the party of child genital inspection and Christian fascism a bunch of weirdos? Well that’s taking some steam out of Momala so let’s put him back in his Upper Midwestern box and nip the weird thing in the bud, shall we?
Fucking shitheads lmao I swear to god that’s why they did that. The strange circumstances of Kamala getting the nom, the speed dating primary, can’t have another suitor mucking it up so hush hush can’t have a VP more popular than the nominee, can we?
Nevermind I thought this was an election to save democracy so it wouldn’t really matter what it took to win, there’s no way the democrats would cock that up because their affable midwestern oaf was more popular than their committee chosen candidate. Because that’s what VPs fucking are. You chose Prosecutrix 9000 as the tough face for Diamond Joe, yin and yang sorta thing. Well Joes out now you need a new Joe. They picked Burger Dad. Burger Dad turns out to be pretty popular because the reign of the Burger Grandpas was chaos and literal disease. And then they killed it in the crib.