“many people say, you can’t take a shit that big! They come to me and say, there’s no way you can shit out your doodoo ass so much and do powerfully, very strong turds, great turds folks. Sad day for America, because I, Donald J Trump, President of America, have shit myself to death. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
“I regret to announce that I have died”
“many people say, you can’t take a shit that big! They come to me and say, there’s no way you can shit out your doodoo ass so much and do powerfully, very strong turds, great turds folks. Sad day for America, because I, Donald J Trump, President of America, have shit myself to death. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Wouldn’t be the first amerikkkan president to die of shitting.
“Reports of my death have not been exaggerated”