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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days ago

The Big Wet President has a very normal hand and is not dying

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The Big Wet President has a very normal hand and is not dying

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days ago
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  • hellinkilla [they/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    23 days ago

    I guess you’ve never been around old people. They are always swelling up. People live like that for decades.

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      23 days ago

      It’s not swelling, he has a ton of foundation on his hand.

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        it’s not a bandage? huh maybe some kind of quick-drying liquid skin thing

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          ‘maybe the president is wearing a quick drying liquid skin thing’ - me making sense of this waking nightmare

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            23 days ago

            trauma

          • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            I’m a strong and powerful president. Best health ever. Best president ever. No contact with anybody infected. Fake news. Fake news. No infection. Not even a little. No thing like a Stephen King novel. Never.

            • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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              23 days ago

              When you go to the wrong Standing lessons

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            Saying it like that has me cackling like the joker at a social function

        • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          quick dry? dawg he got that WET dry

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            23 days ago

            Quick wet

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        I stand corrected. Did not look very closely at this picture of trump hand.

        Old people have bad make up too. And lots of them have, I guess is the implication here, bruising. Some old people bruise super easily. From medical stuff or just normal carelessness.

        People live like that for decades too.

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          I’m thinking its bruising because he had his blood drawn there or something.

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            Right which is something that old people do all the time and is pretty much required to be a healthy, alive old person. It suggests he has access to health care. Somebody is looking after him.

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              Oh for sure. I’ll save the celebration for when he’s dead.

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      Try not to be

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        Spoken like a person with no future and no history.

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          There is no future. I’ll be dead by the time I’m my parents age.

          I have no interest in listening to my family’s dogshit opinions sorry. My history sucks anyway, problem with being a cracker in america. I do like reading about history though.

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