ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-223 days agoCRACKER BARREL HAS FALLENlemmy.mlimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1156arrow-down1imageCRACKER BARREL HAS FALLENlemmy.mlShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-223 days agomessage-square95fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·23 days agoI think, “I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot” is very funny.
minus-squareNinaPasadena [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·23 days agoIt really does sound so thirsty when they say shit like that.
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-223 days agoI’ve accepted Jesus inside me in a Dave & Buster’s bathroom
minus-squareChana [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·23 days agoI have felt the power of the lord behind a Denny’s
minus-squaregrendahlgrendahlgen [none/use name, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·23 days agoI knelt before my Lord next to the salad bar at Fuddruckers
minus-squareNinaPasadena [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 days agoI first received the Lord’s flesh at the golden corral buffet
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·23 days agoI devoted my life to the study of the scripture, humility, abstinence and took a vow of poverty for 30 minutes in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel
minus-squareinvalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 days agoThey paved paradise so I could give my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking lot
I think, “I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot” is very funny.
It really does sound so thirsty when they say shit like that.
I’ve accepted Jesus inside me in a Dave & Buster’s bathroom
I have felt the power of the lord behind a Denny’s
I knelt before my Lord next to the salad bar at Fuddruckers
I first received the Lord’s flesh at the golden corral buffet
I devoted my life to the study of the scripture, humility, abstinence and took a vow of poverty for 30 minutes in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel
They paved paradise so I could give my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking lot