This is not a drill. The woke mob has taken Cracker Barrel.

  • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    I enjoyed the family friendly atmosphere of Cracker Barrel. The cotton gin they used as an ice bucket for glass bottle sugarcane sodas was great. I liked the old plantation photos on the walls. I loved seeing good families enjoy massa’s rocking chairs on the front porch. But this…I don’t know. I think if they remove the noose that you tug on to summon wait staff, I might just have to stop going. It was bad enough when they started selling YANKEE candles in the general store.

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlOP
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      2 months ago

      Don’t worry about the noose, they’ve trained their waiters to respond to “boy”