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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee

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wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee

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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • facow [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, Slurpee/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Slurpee plus Linux. Linux is not a frozen carbonated beverage unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Slurpee refreshment made useful by the Slurpee core-ingredients, dispensing utilities and vital beverage components comprising a full drink as defined by POSIX.

  • culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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    I drank too much of that stdin slurpee, and now my stdout has turned into all stderr.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      GOOD post

  • ghosts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

    • FidelChadstro [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Owning, storing, and replacing flavor signs is odious for the site manager whereas keeping your software connected to the server is a one-time chore with absolutely no drawbacks

      • Hermes [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Truly the most efficient system to have a Linux capable processor for each label rather than a single controller with multiple display outputs.

  • AvocadoVapelung [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    demanding a free refill because i found a kernel in it

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    2025 is the year of the Linux… Slushie?

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    One of the many things I hate about the modern world is how everything is a screen now. An artificially coloured sugar treat does not need a screen. Stop this madness.

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Putting on my cat ears and thigh highs of course

  • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It tastes like Arch btw

  • segfault11 [any]@hexbear.net
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    segfaulting™ ofc

    • EnverHoxha [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      This is why you need to write it in Rust, if it compiles it’s guaranteed to be blazing fast 🚀 and memory safe ✅

  • Vingst [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    hit up stack exchange when my brain freezes and ^c doesn’t work

    • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Marked as a duplicate

  • shallot [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    S(lurpe)ELinux

  • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    this is cyberpunk nutrislush made from krill and blue-flavored nanites

    one extra large cup and you can hook back up to that 7-11 console and bounce from there via the kuala lumpur node straight into the chinese datavaults

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    tastes like penguin

  • gramxi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    install gentoo

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    This is the advanced slurpee for power users.

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