Came here to post this, you beat me to it.
Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!
BALLS FOR THE BALL GOD
It takes quads to be the king
check’em
EDIT : here’s an additional riddle. How do you check for dubs on here? 🤔
on web, hover over the link icon, on mobile click share
it’s different on each instance tho
Let me lay it on the line
He had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles
So divine
Ohh that takes me back
Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?
I think it’s close to this, but it’s shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man’s feet, and the beggar barefoot
Is king riding barefoot?
Good ol’ six shoes, we call him.
It’s a little known fact that the number following a monarchs name, is actually the number of shoes they wear…
Honestly, if it wasn’t for all of the royal inbreeding, we probably would have run into a scenario where we have two George IV’s or something like that, so thank god they kept it in the respective families all these years.
I thought it was number of testicles
Getting carried piggyback by the regular guy.
Fair point!
Damn, you’re probably right. This is some sphinx bullshit.
Clown girls got me thirstin for seltzer water.
Aww yeah, retrigger all played cards for the next 10 hands, baby
A gentleperson of culture, I see.
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It’s not as popular on porn sites as we’d like
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swim bladders? stink glands?
I’ll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:
um
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Letters.
‘King’ is four letters long, ‘Man’ is two letters long, ‘Beggar’ is zero letter long.
I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?
Wtf
Give this thing the nuclear codes
0-0-0-0-0-0
Yes, you got the riddle correct. Good job!
Vibe check passes!
*pushes to production*
Y…Yes. Good AI. May I have lower beef prices please?
No fucking way, that’s what google actually tells you 😂
Money.
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Money
People don’t believe that answer because it would be more like “King has 1000, Man has 1, Beggar has 0”
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Horsemen of the apocalypse.
The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn’t have to worry about any because they’re already living the end times every day.
It’s an engagement bait.
A penguin
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Summer house.
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Shits to give, obviously
Suits?
