More like a snowflake ❄️

Was that your van parked down by the river?

1 month later…

What’s this?

I could liver without it

Same. Seth is a great interviewer

Good news! It’s only been mid-70s the last couple weeks in Texas

Less mowing, more wild flowers, and somewhere with water

P is for ‘Priceless’, the look upon your faces
E is for ‘Extinction’, all your puny races
R for ‘Revolution’, which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise…

E is for ‘Eccentric’, just listen to my song
C is for ‘Completion’, that I’ve waited for so long!
T is for the ‘Terror’, upon you I’ll bestow…

My name is Perfect Cell. And I’d like to say… Hello

I’ve dreamt about taking out all my money and racking up as much debt as possible before fleeing the country to a place I can live comfortably.

Michelle Pfeiffer

Trump is what 50+ years of propaganda and self-congratulatory masturbation as a country produces.

Always has been

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It’s working the shaft that’s really got him beat

Free speech and privacy only apply to citizens*

*Exceptions apply to all minorities and Democrats

It’s all theater. It will die in the House

They are actors in the Republican theater ensemble

I still have my (working) Zune

Since when has that ever stopped them?

I knew he was a bottom