Thank you. I’m sure I will put this information to good use.
Platypus Safety Advice. Always appreciated
I feel like this picture is overselling how cool the platypus is going to be about this
this feels like the worst way to hold a platypus cos it’s just going to piss them the fuck off.
reminds me of that video where a guy explains that snapping turtles can be quite tame if you dont hold them in the most awkward and painful way possible. the reason they’re always so angry and snappy when people pick them up is cos they’re being held wrong and it hurts.
I would just simply get good?
Platypus are an abomination against God and the Devil and I’d really like to know who to direct my righteous anger at for their creation, but at the same time I am mortified by the proposition of ever finding out.
Oh, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong
love those venomous mammals.